Squidward Socks that Protect Oceans

You don’t have to have kelp-for-brains to know Squidward is Bikini Bottom’s king of sarcasm. We channeled that energy into this pair of turquoise Squidward socks that are perfect for grumpy days. Fairtrade, GOTS, and Vegan Certified Knit with combed cotton yarn for a smooth feel, greater durability, and reduced pilling Terry padding for comfort Machine wash cold. Do not Bleach. Tumble dry Low. Do not Iron. 80% Fairtrade Organic Cotton, 18% Recycled Polyester, 2% Elastane Made in India Fit for US Men’s Shoe Sizes: Small (4-8), Medium (8-13), Large (13+) Fit for US Women’s Shoe Sizes: Small (5-9), Medium (9-14), Large (14+) If you’re between sizes, size down for a tighter fit